"Churches and Castles in Spain" – Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist) #Spain #travel





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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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  1. The joke about castles being places where dictators lived didn't go well, because people in Europe don't see it that way. They were kings, but there is no evidence that they were authoritarian. Actually, they were dependent on the rulers of each location, both for military endeavours and for ruling in general. There wasn't democracy, but there was a great distribution of power, which is what gave rise to the culture of diplomacy Europeans are known for.

  2. Had a family castle.. They sold it to the government. Too expensive to maintain.. Looked nothing like any castle I ever saw.. but then again it was Dutch. Cold and dank. Over cooked and too much salt and pepper.. but natural blond hair.

  3. "Dictators in castles"? I think they called them kings or something like that. Kings were different. They had to be the son of another king….but whatever. Just sounded kind of weird is all.

  4. the bible is satanic eating jesus flesh and drinking his blood is satanic the cross worships death and the bible is the word of man not the word of god there happy I didn't think so currupt teacher's burned witches so you can blame the church also incarnated angels blamed to be witches were also burned currupt churches holding spiritual artifacts with angelic energy inside that you can channel r
    Etc just astro travel to those places they are indeed real i am a trumpet blower and a disciple of him the one you call jesus remember that the churches lie and the currupt religious leaders take over i can read souls do miracles don't listen to the word of man remember Jesus kept people away from churches not closer also the cross symbolizes death just look its on grave stones buildings etc the cross is occult anything with symbols are its time to wake up everyone because the angels have returned don't worship jesus he wouldn't like that these are his commandments
    1. Love your lord your God, Holy, with all your heart, all your mind, all your soul
    2. do not harm others. (See note)
    3. Live a good life
    4. embrace eternity
    Notes:
    "Do not harm others" Sometimes hurting someone is a mercy. ie. as a doctor cuts someone open to remove an organ that would otherwise explode and kill someone.If it is a mercy to hurt someone, show mercy, as it is more important to do as little damage as possible when you cannot avoid doing so, than it is to do more.Notes :
    "Liv(ing) a good life"
    Living a good life means to love yourself, love others, and love your master. Churches are the building of man not the building of god holy is the God of all gods but there is only one true god suffering is something jesus wouldn't want also unfortunately satan is the one that wants people to suffer so he corrupted religion to prove holy a point don't suffer earth was supposed to be a heaven after the garden of eden was made don't suffer for his sins it is not your fault the night templear people were influenced by demons so were the ones that killed jesus your suffering is over let go guys find peace the peace you feel now ask yourselfs is that truly peace you feel churches are organized by a currupt government they also ask for money why is money more important than god ask yourselves this question jesus is not god he is the son of man holy loves everyone even witches an all loving god wouldn't burn people but satan would most of the world is already possessed but are not awake there will be a false coming and the anti christ will deceive many Christians

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